I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

Innovation is the change, Change Management needs to be an integral part of innovation management.

The way I see it, he's all we have left ofher.

Throw yourself wholeheartedly into your work; the more you enjoy it, the better you get.

You get whatever accomplishment you are willing to declare.

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

I'd like to give zero out capital gains tax and zero out the dividends tax, zero out alternative minimum tax, and zero out the death tax.

Actors are always the pawns. They're the last ones in the food chain.

When a child walks in the room, your child or anybody else’s child, do your eyes light up? That’s what they’re looking for.

The gallantry of his grief did put me into a towering passion.