I saw 'New Labour'conceived, watched it gestate, witnessed its birth and growth. Now I fervently hope I will be present at its death.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

Poor me, poor me, pour me another.

It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.

Stop invading Muslims lands! How can you expect Muslims to love you when you are forcefully occupying their lands and murdering their people?

Where were the calls for a no-fly zone when Israel attacked Gaza

Tony Blair will be remembered for nothing other than that he followed George W. Bush over a cliff; took the rest of us with them, and we haven't yet reached the bottom, I'm afraid.

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

Are you an Israeli? I don't debate with Israelis. I have been misled, sorry. I don't recognise Israel and I don't debate with Israelis.

Syria is lucky to have Bashar al-Assad as her President.

A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big, aggressive, powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.

Cultivate the art of maximizing serendipitous opportunities.

My past made me a stronger and wiser person because I learned from its valuable lessons without dwelling on regrets and excuses.

Your mom's a discrepancy.

Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

Damn Americans. I hate those bastards.

There's only one way kids will wear helmets, and that's if their parents are nagging them to. They will never wear helmets because some state passes a law requiring it.

You are the key to happiness.

The best time to plan an experiment is after you've done it.

Some trials look as much like the trial of an ordinary criminal case as a Hitchcock film looks like a home movie.

To fear the Lord is to be overwhelmed with wonder before the greatness of God and his love.