I really should come with a warning label.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.

Sometimes regardless of what we want, reality takes over.

Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about.

God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Like everywhere in the world, people of the Middle East aspire to liberty and justice. They wish to have a better life and a decent education for their children.

I have great confidence in the universal value and in basic human rights and I have great confidence that referenda will eventually take root and become part of our daily lives in Taiwan.

The Chinese have a long history of slaughtering each other without bothering their neighbors.

It was decided almost two hundred years ago that English should be the language spoken in the United States. It is not known, however, why this decision has not been carried out.

Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.

How strange or odd some'er I bear myself, As I perchance hereafter shall think meet To put an antic disposition on.