I realized I could only play-act at the spiritual life as long as my appetites were stronger than my empathy.

When you see something that is wrong, there is something that has to be right.

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

I think maybe ten years from now, I'm hopefully going to be, in like, Tahiti or something. Kicking back like in my huge mansion, if everything goes right, it's all up to me.

In that dilated moment after sunset when the sky holds all the light.

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.

Prayer is our essential lifeline to God's throne and heart.

An ancient adage warns, "Never go to sea with two chronometers; take one or three."

Ebooks had to happen.

You look like a handsome young man…although you might want to zip your fly. Mom! What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?

An option hides where we don't want it to hide.