I never wanted to be famous.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

Dreams fuel human beings imaginative response to existence.

I'm so happy to be in a committed relationship.

Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth.

It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

Basically, I think that there are some characters that you can just allow the truth of your character as a human being in your real life to come through

..to change something you do not understand is the true nature of evil.

Finding myself a nice and likeable character is a complete change.

No artist is ever morbid. The artist can express everything.

While discretion points out the impropriety of my conduct, inclination urges me on to ruin.

The voice of the people, the voice of God.