I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places.

Expect progress, not perfection.

Any situation is new adventure. Tighten your seat belt and enjoy the ride of life.

The true nature of man left to himself without restraint is not nobility but savagery.

Pedantry crams our heads with learned lumber and takes out brains to make room for it.

We learned that very few people care how you accomplish something. Instead, these people care more about whether you create value for your end user.

Loads of chemicals and hazardous wastes have been introduced into the atmosphere that didn't even exist in 1948. The environmental condition of the planet is far worse than it was 42 years ago.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

To have joy, one must share it.

Philly is a state of mind I’m always in. The city is truly a character in its own right, and it’s served me well because the people I was exposed to gave me that cultural rootedness.