He had been kicked in the head by a mule when young and believed everything he read in the Sunday papers.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Those who have witnessed executions say there is no sound worse than the weeping of mother watching her son being put to death. They're wrong. There is one sound that is worse. There is silence.

It's where we go and what we do when we get there that tells us who we are.

The general public will almost always stand behind the traditionalists. In the public eye, architecture is about comfort, about shelter, about bricks and mortar.

I dated a lot, but I never really had anyone who was worthy of an anniversary. And most girlfriends never made it to a year, anyway.

There is nothing unequal as the equal treatment of unequals.

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.

I think we're about ready for a new feeling to enter music. I think that will come from the Arabic world.

This is a great opportunity for gear heads to celebrate the holiday, show off their hot rods and visit the aquarium.

I want to score 50 goals. It's my dream.

When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.