I never quit. I just got fired.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Fight for what you want. Never allow anything to distract you.

Somehow I had learned from Thoreau, who doubtless learned it from Confucius, that if a man comes to do his own good for you, then must you flee that man and save yourself

I love the long-form format of television. I love being able to develop a character, over a long period of time.

The poetry of fashion lies in the creation of illusion

Some things that make sense to me don't make the same degree of sense to other people.

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

But lost chances are as much a part of life as chances taken, and a story cannot dwell on what might have been.

I take the greatest lesson from compassion - it takes away all the conceit out of my life.

What matter the colour of the collar around a man's neck, if the chains linked to them were identical?

I guess YouTube is the new destination spot for music videos. That's where I go.