I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

I cook rarely, but I've kind of got two or three dishes that I stick to. I do a great sweet potato and lentil curry.

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat.

Being at the genesis of the creative process is definitely something I want to keep doing. It's just such a great buzz.

I definitely enjoy an audience, when I'm performing. As I get older I'm kind of less comfortable at being demonstrative. I always fancied myself as a raconteur, but that never really worked out.

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.

Success is absolutely intoxicating. I've seen people behave in ways that seem very far from how they would behave normally.

One can not understand language because language cannot understand itself

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

Government originated in the attempt to find a form of association that defends and protects the person and property of each with the common force of all.

We are more than a collection of appetites - we are of God.

Well, actually, I do the voiceover for Quentin Sands.

I'm for truth, no matter who tells it.

I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load.

What becomes fascinating is the way the culture industry doesn't deny it and doesn't try to mitigate it, but tries to sell its products as a way of liberating oneself.

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash