I married her just because she looks like you.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

Listen! If stars are litIt means there is someone who needs it, It means someone wants them to be, That someone deems those specks of spitMagnificent!

Don’t ever write a novel unless it hurts like a hot turd coming out

On the first floor, the first rule of a rumor was humor.

In the United States there's a Puritan ethic and a mythology of success. He who is successful is good. In Latin countries, in Catholic countries, a successful person is a sinner.

The ambitious deceive themselves in proposing an end to their ambition; that end, when attained, becomes a means.

In the beginning we define what is spiritual. But as you go on, you see that everybody and everything is an instrument of infinity.

I could not make a move without making love.

How long could you love a woman who didn't love you, Cecil? A woman who didn't love me? Oh, all my life!

Such being the happiness of the times, that you may think as you wish, and speak as you think.

Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happen by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free