Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.

Which came first, the mind or the idea of the mind? Have you never wondered? They arrived together. The mind is an idea.

Were prayers of murderers, when fighting on the “right side” of the war, ever heard—let alone answered?

People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you.

Every society honours its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.

Population pressure is the ultimate cause of every war.

To be perfect, one lacks only a defect.

Its an eerie thing. My childhood is being washed away.

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

I think everyone must have a first memory of some house, some room, a vivid picture that will remain deep down in one forever.

To ignore the unexpected (even if it were possible) would be to live without opportunity, spontaneity, and the rich moments of which "life" is made.