I'm trying to think if there was ever the Lenny Bruce-y, observational, George Carlin kind of magician: "You know what I hate is ..." I don't think that ever existed.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Achieving your goal is greatExceeding your goal is exceptionalExceeding your goal and teaching others is Leadership

The response of a loyal man against the most severe grief from their love once, is always a silence, a silence forever." T.R.Fraz

A rocket is an experiment; a star is an observation.

Every actress hopes to play a wide range of characters because not often you dont.

When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.

If you create your life with love, your dream becomes a masterpiece of art.

I always thought that was one of the single most important things a prosecutor could do is to seek justice for the families of victims.

Don’t win loyalty, just obedience, and only while the lash is in the room.

Dissensions, like small streams, are first begun, Scarce seen they rise, but gather as they run: So lines that from their parallel decline, More they proceed the more they still disjoin.

Nobody has tried to swallow us since I've been here. I think they are afraid how we would taste.