Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less.

To think one film makes a career is ridiculous. It's important to keep perspective and do things other than for money.

Why should our bodies end at the skin, or include at best other beings encapsulated by skin?

It's not what happens to us that defines us. It's what we choose to do with what happens to us that defines us.

We could never know who we truly were until we heard the whispers of the stars.

When you are aggrieved you learn.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Religion is the first sense of community. Your sense of community occurs by reason of mutual experience with others.

I have found that a story leaves a deeper impression when it is impossible to tell which side the author is on.

Mind is a kingdom to the man who gathereth his pleasure from ideas.

Liberation means you don't have to be silenced.