I'm the evil mastermind behind the scenes. I'm the wicked puppeteer who pulls the strings and makes you dance. I'm your writer.

The interior of our skulls contains a portal to infinity.

I just wanted all the wars to be over so that we could spend the money on starships and Mars colonies.

A cannon fires only once but words detonate across centuries

Everyone does magic all the time in different ways. "Life" plus "significance" = magic.

Sometimes you wonder, in an interconnected universe, who's dreaming who?

Study yourself the way a hunter studied prey. Exploit your own weaknesses to create desired changes within yourself.

There's a palace in your head, boy. Learn to live in it always.

If our shallow, self-critical culture sometimes seems to lack a sense of the numinous or spiritual it's only in the same way a fish lacks a sense of the ocean.

Laugh and the world laughs with you!

These characters were like twelve-bar blues or other chord progressions. Given the basic parameters of Batman, different creators could play very different music.

It's a bizarre but wonderful feeling, to arrive dead center of a target you didn't even know you were aiming for.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

The more of those little light bulbs that can turn on the better. Eventually you’ll have enough to light up a movie screen.

As a young athlete, it was first about having fun; then it was about winning.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

I will live to piss in the open mouths or the open graves of my enemies, whichever comes first.

You see, dancers are quite mature people because they start performing so early. They become professionals when they start to take everyday classes.

I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket.

Power without principle is barren, but principle without power is futile. This is a party of government, and I will lead it as a party of government.

I really do not understand the members of my generation.