I’m sure I look a wreck. But he’s the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he’s done.

Besides love and sympathy, animals exhibit other qualities connected with the social instincts which in us would be called moral.

You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - spoken by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about a month, when I was 18 years old!

Only the familiar transformed by genius is truly great.

The myriad of serious health risks resulting from poor diet include high cholesterol, heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke, and even sleep apnea.

Yes," replied Darcy, who could contain himself no longer, "but that was when I first knew her; for it is many months since I have considered her as one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance.

I'm alright, nobody worry about me. Why you gotta gimme a fight? Can't you just let it be.

For all of us, whether we walk old paths or blaze new trails, friends remain important.

If you don't set your writing - teaching - at a level that makes them stretch, they are never going to develop their intellectual muscle.

The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn't control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.

My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle.