I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

Hope itself is like a star- not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity.

Is there anything more frightening than people?

Never a failure, always a lesson

We will stand against violence and intimidation. We will stand for the rights and dignity of all human beings.

Sloth, if it has prevented many crimes, has also smothered many virtues.

Every person who speaks or writes for the public will make an occasional faux pas, and sooner or later will write or say something inappropriate.

Somewhere in the heart of experience there is an order and a coherence which we might purprise if we were attentive enough, loving enough, or patient enough.

[Donald Trump] hedging his bets because he's used to buying politicians.

We must endure the contempt of others without reciprocating that contempt.

When you close your eyes to tragedy, you close your eyes to greatness.