I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order

I get airsick just licking an airmail stamp.

We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?

All I need is a sheet of paperand something to write with, and thenI can turn the world upside down.

Healthy curiosity is a great key in innovation.

I worry about kids today not having time to build a tree house or ride a bike or go fishing. I worry that life is getting faster and faster.

The secrets to happiness include enterprise, exploration of one's interests and the overcoming of obstacles.

What has destroyed every previous civilization has been the tendency to the unequal distribution of wealth and power.

False modesty is the most decent of all lies.

Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.

I saw that there are people who will connive against innovation. They're hostile to it. And that has shaped my behavior ever since.

The idea that any president represents the world, by definition the United States must be diminished for that to happen.