I'm not afraid of anything.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

Without the support from religion--remember, we talked about it--no father, using only his own resources, would be able to bring up a child.

The essence of me, is YOU.

I've never received a dollar royalty to any of my books because I feel, as a slave everything that I have is a gift of my messenger.

Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it, a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.

This is life's greatest moment, when the soul unfolds capacities which reach beyond earth's boundaries.

Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for.

In our amusements a certain limit is to be placed that we may not devote ourselves to a life of pleasure and thence fall into immorality.

You're easily distracted by the pattern of the cloth and can't see the quality of the threads.

The Book of Revelation, difficult as it may be for "literalists," becomes much simpler when we read it typologically, as a mosiac of allusions to Old Testament prophecy.

Self-hate is a form of mental slavery that results in poverty, ignorance, and crime.