I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Don't cry after my death, I won't know it.Love me when I am alive.

We grow in time to trust the future for our answers.

Be open to the amazing changes which are occurring in the field that interest you.

To whatever extent a person's knowledge increases, his attention will be turned more towards his soul.

Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

We can say with certainty - or 90% probability - that the new industries that are about to be born will have nothing to do with information.

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.

Don't look at all at what other people are doing. Think of what you're doing as completely fresh because if you imitate you're dead.

I answer that, Even, as in the blessed in heaven there will be most perfect charity, so in the damned there will be the most perfect hate.

The true men of action in our time, those who transform the world, are not the politicians and statesmen, but the scientists