I'm nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I'm on the wrong end of a short sale.

Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

He's in the mold of a Tom Watson, in that he'll hit the ball in the trees and undaunted go it there, flail it out and make something out of it.

They don't cut the greens here at Augusta. they use bikini wax.

I don't putt face-on exclusively, but in the back on my mind I'm haunted by the notion that I'm sure it's the best way to putt.

He's got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can't wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play.

My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I'd gone to high school with.

My career started slowly and then tapered off.

I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh.

I made nothing happen very slowly.

I thought you were gone forever, I thought you’d walked away from everything, because I failed, because I destroyed the only thing that ever mattered to me. I waited for you to come, but you didn’t.

Each day the sun kisses the day goodnight yet no two days are alike.

It is in our lives and not our words that our religion must be read.

I've met women who have way better bodies in their 40s because they've been working on them for all these years.

Everything I desire is within me.

There's such a history, and to be here, and to feel that, is really amazing.

This is our world now The world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud.

Happiness is a sunbeam, which may pass though a thousand bosoms without losing a particle of its original ray.

No question I would speed for cracks and weed The combination made my eyes bleed.

I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!