I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

Forever did not mean what it once had. Forever was what changed inevitably over time.

Nature has always had more force than education.

Compared to God, man is nothing; yet we are everything to God.

Life for the living, and rest for the dead!

My plainness of speech makes people hate me, and what is their hatred but a proof that I am speaking the truth.

Petty laws breed great crimes.

Nobody comes to Earth to dodge problems. We come here to take 'em on.

When we conquer our fears, we discover a boundless, bottomless, inexhaustible well of passion.

I spent the first twenty years of my writing career preparing for the mystery genre, which is my favorite literary form.

Every genuine poet is necessarily a Columbus. America existed for centuries before Columbus but it was only Columbus who was able to track it down.