I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

You can motivate by fear, and you can motivate by reward. But both those methods are only temporary. The only lasting thing is self motivation.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

The son of Saturn gave The nod with his dark brows. The ambrosial curls Upon the Sovereign One's immortal head Were shaken, and with them the mighty mount, Olympus trembled.

You know, happiness isn't a permanent state. Neither is unhappiness. There's a flow, back and forth

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

what comes around goes around.

I recognized that the kiss was a door I had walked through.

Celebrity and secrets don't go together. The bastards will get you in the end.

It does not appear to me that my hand is unworthy your acceptance, or that the establishment I can offer would be any other than highly desirable.

Don't try to lawyer me out of common sense.

We have this revolution that's happening in our lifetime. The Information Revolution is changing absolutely every industry and every part of life and society and behavior.

Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.

Well it's hotter 'n blazes and all the long faces / there'll be no oasis for a dry local grazier