I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

I want to be alone and I want people to notice me — both at the same time.

I think sometimes all the charities are doing is mopping up the blood. It’s a shame.

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.

Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they'd die.

The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.

I grew up under Thatcher. I grew up believing that I was fundamentally powerless. Then gradually over the years it occurred to me that this was actually a very convenient myth for the state.

It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

The more you try to erase me The more, the more The more that I appear

I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

These are the things you don’t say, even to someone you love.

Learn to see things as they really are, not as we imagine they are.

A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Comparison is a brutal assault upon one's self. Once you compare yourself to someone else, what you're really saying is that what you're made of isn't good enough.

I mean to retire, where nobody will have heard about my special skills. And conversation is mainly about the weather.

I combine aspects of many styles of music and create my own musical forms by way of electronic instruments.

I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.

How you handle life depends a lot on how you handle plan B, or if you have a plan B.

Your reputation is none of your business.

I always think it's far more admirable to confuse people than it is to reassure them.