Crisps Quotes

Crisps Quote of the day

And true love waits In haunted attics And true love lives On lollipops and crisps

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

Quentin Crisp said it to me; now I say it to you: say yes to everything.

The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat.

Any sufficiently crisp question can be answered by a single binary digit-0 or 1, yes or no.

Size zero doesn't make you happy and I'm not sure I have the discipline for Hollywood. I'm too much of a fan of chocolate and crisps.

We'll burn your store right down to a crisp.

If you can’t reduce your argument to a few crisp words and phrases, there’s something wrong with your argument.

May your crust be crisp and your bread always rise!

I'm not into looking crisp. That's not how I dress or who I am.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

I don't always want a big meal after work - just some crisps and wine!

Never eat potato chips without first opening the packet!