I'm gonna bring America together.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Good becomes perfect, but perfect is an illusion. And illusions are like all spells—temporary and soon broken. And when that happens, feelings change.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Sooner or later a black car came for everyone.

Protection and patriotism are reciprocal.

But how can one be warm alone?

Let passion fill your sails, but let reason be your rudder.

A quick temper, sharp tongue, and restless spirit were always getting her into scrapes, and her life was a series of ups and downs, which were both comic and pathetic.

You can't grow strong without resistance.

There are things which cannot be taught in ten easy lessons, nor popularized for the masses; they take years of skull sweat.