I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

If you do not feel ashamed of anything, then you can do whatever you like

Live a life of friction. Let yourself be disturbed as much as possible, but observe.

True Americanism is opposed utterly to any political divisions resting on race and religion.

Today the problem that has no name is how to juggle work, love, home and children.

The writer should never be ashamed of staring. There is nothing that does not require his attention.

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.

There's that popular misconception of man as something between a brute and an angel. Actually man is in transit between brute and God.

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

I think I have this thing where everybody has to think I'm the greatest.And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and slightly intimidated by me, I don't feel good about myself.

In our totality we are born of the Earth. Our spirituality itself is earth-derived... If there is no spirituality in the earth, then there is no spirituality in ourselves