I'm always ready for a change. I'm Irish. I'm a leprechaun.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Some boys feel they are like girls, They are gentle, and like their hair in curls.

There is nothing to be gained by being unnecessarily nasty. Violence begets violence.

If you want to be miserable, think about yourself, about what you want, what you like, what respect people ought to pay you and what people think of you.

We deserved to lose and it was a good result for us, considering the way we played in the second half.

Lord! what a strange world in which a man cannot remain unique even by taking the trouble to go mad!

The main character of any living system is openness.

Times like this, when she slips her hand into mine and holds on tight, and our husband becomes just a shadow in the doorway.

If you pass the ball to Bill Cartwright, you'll never get the ball from me.

Visits to 'the country' were very important to me growing up, especially working on the farm, experiencing all the wonders of cats and chickens and pigs and calves and outhouses!