I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top.

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

Be like the bluebird who never is blue, For he knows from his upbringing what singing can do

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

All the inspiration I ever needed was a phone call from a producer.

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Now: heaven knows, anything goes.

To reject the Word of God is to forsake the holy grace.

Judges are apt to be naive simple-minded men.

Good manners are the techniques of expressing consideration for the feelings of others.

There is no primer for being an NFL owner. It is learn-as-you-go.

A people without the memories of heroic suffering and sacrifices are a people without a history.

Actions of the last age are like almanacs of the last year.

[Law] is one part justice to nine parts expediency. Who needs it.

My fans make me feel as young as they are. We share the same spirit and I share their outlook on life

I'm about fifty years behind as far as my preferences go and I must say that the poets who excite me most are the Americans. There are very few contemporary English poets that I admire.