Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

Be like the bluebird who never is blue, For he knows from his upbringing what singing can do

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes.

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.

I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you?

All the inspiration I ever needed was a phone call from a producer.

Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.

Now: heaven knows, anything goes.

Sad times May follow your tracks, Bad times May bar you from Saks, Add times When Satan in slacks Breaks down your self control.

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who only love you under certain conditions.

The antidote to joy is dread.

Emergencies” have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have eroded.

How stupid lovers can be! But if they were not, there would be no story.

Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.

My wish for the new millennium is for all children... to grow up wiser, and stronger and more prosperous for the future than ever before.

Me having no education. I had to use my brains.

I thought you were dead,” she went on. “I saw you fall down, and—I thought you were dead.

My journals were a clearing house - a garbage can. Once I was writing seriously, I understood that this was the stuff that didn't belong in my work.

Then Circled by the golden light of God's Presence and His promise, Paul and Sierra walked side by side along the trail that lead tward the campus and on tward their Future