I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. You can't - you can't do that.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

Kindness that turns to bitterness when it is not appreciated was never kindness at all.

People come and go in our life but memories stays for ever.

Talking about a problem sometimes makes it worse.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

I am beloved by millions.

There is no other who experiences your thoughts or your feelings.

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

[My mother] always said I was beautiful and I finally believed her at some point.

If you're trying to get out of debt, you have to be willing to treat everything as expendable.

One must know one's own secret.