I love it when the coffee's done!

Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!

It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

I like mainstream movies that are completely off the wall.

You tell yourself that noise is what defines silence. Without noise, silence would not be golden. Noise is the exception.

Clearly, if wed had the kind of computer graphics capability then that we have now, the Star Gate sequence would be much more complex than flat planes of light and color.

To find the right plan is just as hard as looking for its sound justification.

Beware the artist who's an intellectual also. The artist who doesn't fit.

Anybody can rise to a crisis and face a crushing tragedy with courage, but to meet the petty hazards of the day with a laugh- I really think that requires spirit!

That queen of secrecy, the violet.

I would like to solemnly reaffirm, that poverty is not a fatality.

I think I've become a much better singer and a much better player. Years and years of playing a couple of hours every day will do that.

Each of us inevitable; Each of us limitless-each of us with his or her right upon the earth.