I love dressing up and putting on the makeup and the hair and the clothes and just being a different person for a day. Maybe it's just the idea that you can kind of hide behind it all in a way.

Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.

Every time I wake up I have this huge dreadlock in the back, and I don't know why. It's not like I sleep like a maniac or anything. It gets knots out really easy, and it's handy.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made.

I don't really like the whole pancake look.

If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.

I can have an androgynous quality.

What should all men know about women? That we are always right and you should just agree.

I find it quite hard for me to pull off. It's so nice to have a tan and look healthy and glowing. I'd quite like to look like Karen Elson - she looks good pale. I feel like I look a bit washed out.

It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan. I try to eat fruit and be healthy. If I'm feeling a bit sickly, I usually get a good spray tan.

Love alone means nothing unless you have a tortured heart for it to soothe.

The guy had literally been through hell and back. Even when he wasn’t trying, he made the toilets explode. What would Percy be like if he wanted to act scary?

The truest greatness lies in being kind, the truest wisdom in a happy mind.

We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does.

The more challenging the obstacles in life, the greater the satisfaction in overcoming them.

People can't stay out of their cars. I do think we have a real problem staying out of our automobiles. We have a real dependency on them, and it may be for more than just transportation.

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd.

Although I could lament in the language and feelings of David for Absalom, I am constrained to say, peace to his manes. Let us weep for the living, and not for the dead.

There is a fine line between serendipity and stalking.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.