I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

The crux of Bible-Onlyism is that the Word became ink and dwelt among us, and we have only read about His glory.

Everywhere I looked, demons of the future [were] on the battlegrounds of one’s emotional plane.

You’d kiss me back right now if I kissed you, ” he said, and I tried to decide whether to even attempt denial. “But then you’d remember him and you’d feel bad for it.

moments of something this good, this unexpected and off his usual path, they always dredged up old shit, like somehow happiness came with sorrow as its anchor.

It's not a choice between our environment and our economy; it's a choice between prosperity and decline.

Excellence is the name of the game.

No. You know what really bugs me about my videos? When they can't figure out what to do, they just have me change clothes five times.

The civilizing process has increased the distance between behavior and the impulse life of the animal body.

They say I'm greedy, but I still want more, cause my eyes want to journey.

Singing connected with movements and action is a much more ancient, and, at the same time, more complex phenomenon than is a simple song.