I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

With positive attitude, you can graciously overcome every adversity.

Good lyrics always drown me with them till they cease to flow.

Every decision you make, makes you. Never let other people choose who you’re going to be.

People also leave presence in a place even when they are no longer there.

I'd given up everything to be a writer, and if I didn't then go on to do that - to write - then I didn't know what would happen to me.

There is a lot of pressure put on me, but I don't put a lot of pressure on myself. I feel if I play my game, it will take care of itself.

I think whites are carefully taught not to recognize white privilege, as males are taught not to recognize male privilege.

I tell the stories in the way that feels natural to tell them.

Despite the development of chess theory, there is much that remains secret and unexplored in chess.

When I was about 10 I ran away to see my father. He couldn't have cared less. He just took me back as soon as he could.