I like to think that I get better and better as a writer, but it seems pretty easy to me to slip on disguises of various people.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

His mom was more the rich pampered type whose version of natural childbirth meant giving birth without makeup.

A hero is not only a brave individual, but a brave individual that dares to be different.

And just as two wrongs don't make a right, rage against offenders is probably the worst way to try to correct them.

Love is giving with no expectations...Love cures, heals, and rewards two people: the lover and the beloved.

When a church is faithless to its duties, the real church is outside its walls, in the community.

Please don't get me wrong here. I'm not making fun of old people. In fact I think that's the goal of everybody here tonite. We all want to be an old person someday.

We Can Only Exist By Taking Our Minds Off The Fact That We Exist

You couldnt make headlines with raised eyebrows

The object of studying philosophy is to know one's own mind, not other peoples.

Have strength in yourself always .think and remember not just what you should do, but also what you want to do. (Ageha , Basara, Vol. 13)