I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

Hardships are hills of mountains, which must be overcome for the highest accomplishments.

Touring with the record out - shows are so much more fun now that n - - s know what I'm talking about.

I know of no more important subject to the peace of Europe and the world than the reasonable reduction of armaments, especially in Europe, and of naval armaments throughout the world.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

Now listen little pigs, I'm gonna let you off the hook if you open the door.

Really, becoming a writer sounds more like a mental illness than a professional choice.

All a man's affairs become diseased when he wishes to cure evils by evils.

I loved tests because it was another form of competing, a healthy competition.

Just because one of you earns the paycheck doesn't mean that person should lord over how the money is handled.

The rise of Islam offers perhaps the most impressive example in world history of the power of words to alter human behavior in sudden, surprising ways.