[I like] Die Hard and Paul Verhoeven movies. S - t like that.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

I renounce the higher harmony altogether. It's not worth the tears of that one tortured child who...prayed..with...unexpiated tears to 'dear, kind God!

Christmas is a time of sharing, and joy and grace. There's no better time to entertain family and friends than now.

To desire to be perpetually in the society of a pretty woman until the end of one's days, is as if, because one likes good wine, one wished always to have one's mouth full of it.

Comfort is key for a barbecue.

I definitely spend the most money on shoes, partly because vintage footwear can be a little funky - in a bad way. I like to keep things pretty simple up top and then go weird with the shoes.

Stop eating junk. Be a good listener and a loyal friend.

We do what we have to so we can do what we want to.

For me, it's not about building bulk in my muscles; it's about staying tiny, strong, and lean.

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

A pile of bills and statements - whether paid or not - is a sign that someone is clueless about what's coming in and going out.