I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog) but at least he had the good manners to stop chewing the toilet brush and pay attention.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

Curiosity is only vanity. We usually only want to know something so that we can talk about it.

Piracy begins where creativity ends".

You never suffer from a money problem, you always suffer from an idea problem.

In Iran the whole reform and democracy movement has been based on the emerging free press.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

Abortion is a worse moral scandal than priests sexually abusing young people.

You can't define what's middle class, what is wealthy, what is poor.

Quantum mechanics makes absolutely no sense.

I liked the Beastie Boys and A Tribe Called Quest and Cypress Hill.