I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they’re always being perverty when I’m around.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.

And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding.

Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.

Mothers are all slightly insane.

I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.

Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.

It’s best to have a small boat of friends where everyone rows than an ark of friends where no one does. At least you’re getting somewhere.

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?

Every time I see you I fall in love all over again.

She wasn't any bigger than a minute and had hair like wild gold, and she was always merry as a marriage bell.

When you're a crime reporter, you see the nub of what life's about, and you don't have much patience for the falsity of politics.

I'm always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players involved in the project at the time with their own way of doing things

Standing still is never a good option. Not in the ring, and not in life... When you stop moving, you're done.

To be evenminded is the greatest virtue. Wisdom is to speak the truth and act in keeping with its nature.

The Christian must stand fixed to his principles, and not change his habit; but freely show what countryman he is by his holy constancy in the truth.