I keep the "ThunderCats" thermos safely in the kitchen.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

If your love never ends, you become a legend.

Need and struggle are what excite and inspire us our hour of triumph is what brings the void.

Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles.

The question is always 'What is the role of a labor movement?' How much is about collective bargaining, how much is about social change for all workers?

I do something about the weather. I stay home.

God gived you the seed. But the watering and caring of that seed is up to you.

I used to act in college, but always comedy. Didn't do [William] Shakespeare - did Ben Jonson.

The agonies of those who are falsely accused are of great concern to the living God, and He acts as their defender.

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

Look well to the fire of your souls, for the tendency of fire is to go out.