I imagined calling in to my own radio show: Yeah hi, I'm a werewolf, and I'm stuck in a cabin in the woods with another werewolf and a werewolf hunter.

What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?

All you know is what you think you know, but that isn't always what's real.

Then I realized that most of the world's problems stemmed from macho dickheadism, and if I cold defeat that I could save the world.

A lot of what we're doing here deals with perception rather than truth. Many would argue that reality depends more on the former than the latter.

He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.

It’s only a scratch, don’t cut my arm off!

1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.

Stupid, fragile mortals.

I punched to line. "Yes? What?" "Norville. It's Cormac. If you don't change the subject right now, I'm going to have to go over there and have a word with you.

Hey, Cormac. You ever have to deal with a PMSing werewolf?

The best things are never arrived at in haste. God is in no hurry

The law works in mysterious ways

IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.

The United States believes that every nation should respect international law, including in the South China Sea.

There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a bottle of champagne — bubbling over with heartfelt gratitude for being alive.

A good writer of history is a guy who is suspicious.

I love adventurous travel. I also love pancakes, and making pancakes for other people. You would definitely find me in the airy treetop as opposed to below ground.

contempt for the degradation of specialization and pedantry. Specialization develops only part of a man; a man partially developed is deformed.

We live the given life, and not the planned.