I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Don't sacrifice the good to chase the perfect.

Custom that unwritten law By which the people keep even kings in awe.

It's impossible to give it all you got and fail unless you fail to give it all you got to do the impossible.

I will here say to parents, that kind words and loving actions towards children, will subdue their uneducated nature a great deal better than the rod, or, in other words, than physical punishment.

I'm a worrier. In the UK, if I'm known for anything, it's sort of for being cynical.

I won't be skating for the rest of my life, that's for sure

Changing things from the top down works when things are stable.

Another power I don't have," said Lissa ruefully. I grinned. "Hey, I have yet to meet any spirit user who can throw a punch like you can. That was poetry in motion, Liss." She groaned.

We do want our fellow citizens to respect our deeply held conviction that the absence of an afterlife lends a greater, not a lesser, moral importance to our actions on earth.

All men desire their own perfect adjustment, but they desire it, being finite men, on their own terms.