I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired; and I was always tired.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Surround yourself with family and treasure your time together. Family aren’t always blood. They’re the people in your life who want you in theirs

Clarity of your thoughts makes your actions precise :-) Whenever you feel your actions are not appropriate, watch out your thoughts... :-)

I don't even possess a car. I ride in auto-rickshaws because I like to be a part of the masses. I don't want to single myself out as someone up and above.

Can you think of a single area of government in which George Bush hasn't already made things worse than Bill Clinton did?

Directors, like actors, get typecast.

I fell in love. It was a great thing to be in love. I was a complete idiot in love.

Fear unchecked grows exponentially. Love poured forth has the power to remove it. Thus is the power of God in our lives

Marxism is the modern form of Jewish prophecy.

I'm old school. I was taught that ice was for bourbon, not for your arm.

Like the dead-seeming, cold rocks, I have memories within that came out of the material that went to make me. Time and place have had their say.