I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

My children are not royal; they just happen to have the Queen for their aunt.

The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.

Disobedience is my joy!

I'm no angel, but I'm no Bo-Beep either.

[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch.

I am deeply grateful for the concern of all those who constantly prayed for my happiness.

In our family, we don't have rifts. We have a jolly good row and then it's all over. And I've only twice ever had a row with my sister.

I'm the heir apparent to the heir presumptive.

I have no intention of telling people what I have for breakfast.

When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.

A brier rose whose buds yield fragrant harvest for the honey bee.

The language of [Catholic] mysticism - its repeated attempts to lay consciousness itself bare and speak all the intensely opposing yet interconnected parts of it that cannot be spoken.

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on 'Friends' is.

It would be a contradiction in terms if the oppressors not only defended but actually implemented a liberating education.

Work on the accent, it will enliven the whole.

Some hate broccoli, some hate bacon I hate having my picture taken. How can your family claim to love you And then demand a picture of you?

The apprentice realist uses line as a net to capture his prey, an imitation of reality. But soon he becomes enchanted with line as a thing. It becomes a servant of his pleasure.

Tristan and Isolde were lucky to die when they did. They'd have been sick of all that rubbish in a year.

Justice is justly represented blind, because she sees no difference in the parties concerned. She has but one scale and weight, for rich and poor, great and small.