I hate the assumption that once you're committed to someone you stop treating each other like individuals. I like getting up knowing I am choosing to be with that person.

When you start to develop your powers of empathy and imagination, the whole world opens up to you.

I'm tired of being labelled anti-American because I ask questions.

I look forward to being older, when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the point.

Children reinvent your world for you.

Happiness is the true beauty weapon.

I believe in using words, not fists.

It's important to just keep wanting whatever it is you want and fight for it, desperately.

We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States.

It will be great when it's not such a big deal when a woman gets a good job.

Making love is like hitting a baseball. You just gotta relax and concentrate.

Our national emblem has four lions but unfortunately we have highlighted more lambs and wolfs than real lions of our country.

They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.

Look past the violence. There is a wonderful brimming spirit of innocence and fun.

I have a pair of blue pants that were my favorite for a while and were a part of my show uniform - every night, you know.

Shiatsu, deep-tissue or maybe even Rolfing: Which manner of pummeling becomes a cephalopod most?

Everything remains unsettled forever, depend on it

And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade!

I come to YOU without ME, come to ME without YOU.

Sin is its own punishment, devouring you from the inside.