I hardly think a girl is much of a threat. I presume you searched her for weapons? But if she attempts to suffocate me with her straw mattress, I promise to call out for help.

There are some choices you can only make once. You can't go back to where you made a choice and then take the other one.

I often think how unadventurous my life must seem from the outside, though I do like my job.

We are in a tight corner, now, I agree. But we have been in tight corners before and come out of them. You have to be brave a little longer.

Music always hits me when I'm driving so I keep a recorder in my bag.

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

Seekers are offered clues all the time from the world of spirit. Ordinary people call these clues coincidences

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

There is a time when the word "eventually" has the soothing effect of a promise, and a time when the word evokes in us bitterness and scorn.

America is successful because of the hard work and creativity and enterprise of our people.

Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life's simple, uncomplicated pleasures.

The thing about being a writer is that you never have to ask, 'Am I doing something that's worthwhile?' Because even if you fail at it, you know that it's worth doing.

Great opportunities are not seen with your eyes. They are seen with your mind.

Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.