I had to go to France to appreciate Iowa.

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, you all had great moments, but you never tasted the supreme triumph; you were never a farm boy riding in from the fields on a bulging rack of new-mown hay.

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers we get Aquatruck.

Beauty takes courage. Courage itself takes courage.

When the first baby laughed for the first time the laugh broke into a million pieces and they all went skipping about. That was the beginning of fairies.

I am not famous at all.

PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

The cool thing about my profession is that I can do it until the day I die.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

I have discovered that we may be in some degree whatever character we choose. Besides, practice forms a man to anything.

Art in the United States is a kind of visual entertainment focusing on expected narratives.

[A] high minded gallantry in defense of the foundations of Christian culture.