I grew up with a lot of boys. I probably have a lot of testosterone for a woman.

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one.

I'm living my life as a journey. My quest is to make it better every year.

Beauty [is] a kind of radiance. People who possess a true inner beauty, their eyes are a little brighter, their skin a little more dewy. They vibrate at a different frequency.

You haven't partied until you've partied at dawn in complete silence with Buddhist monks.

When I go out, I love steak and caviar.

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

I hate committing myself to anything. It's probably the lack of discipline, honestly. I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.

French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar.

Women are often pushed into the idea that they write softer, more character-driven jokes.

Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.

Garner knowledge, by any means possible

My favorite movie ever is Bicycle Thieves.

The more knowledge one person has of the other, the greater the intimacy within the relationship.

I know what it feels like to be an outsider.

Dedicated to my brother Richard with all my heart.

We're an ideal political family, as accessible as Disneyland.

Today's teardrops are tomorrow's rainbows.

I think the colleges should be free to give athletes less than a full scholarship, no scholarship and more than a scholarship. And the athletes should be free to bargain.