I go out of my way to stay off commuter planes. I have skipped conferences because I would not fly on marginal airlines (and because of many mishaps, I also avoided flying on ValuJet).

Unfortunately most accidents are preventable. Planes don't fall out of the sky unless something is wrong.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

When people don't have much money, they invest in emotions... when some people have lots of money, they invest in emotional fools !

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

If you want to hide it, paint it red.

After faith comes repentance, or, rather, repentance is faith's twin brother and is born at the same time.

Always tell the truth or the truth will tell on you.

Whenever we got a glimpse, their faces looked indecently revealed, as though we were used to seeing women in veils.

I’ll see you in your dreams, okay, stupid?

The real act of discovery consists not in finding new lands but in seeing with new eyes. The only adventure that is doomed from the start is the one we do not attempt.

Don't hate me for what tabloids write about me, because I guarantee it's a lie.