I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?""No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."Great.

Only you can know the difference between your wants and your needs, and your sacrifice of your life's time to both.

As my creator, God knows better than I do what will truly make me happy.

I don't think about tennis 24/7. I enjoy time on the lake at my Florida home and just being lazy on the sofa.

We aren't protecting the people who most need it when those who can contribute to the country's success emigrate. Contrary to what some claim, I am not getting rid of the wealth tax to help the rich.

There's so much spring in the air- there's so much lazy sweetness in your heart.

It is our duty, my young friends, to resist old age.

The fork is your most powerful tool to change your health and the planet; food is the most powerful medicine to heal chronic illness.

You can't just put the military in the streets of the United States rounding up illegal aliens. I think that would be a violation of federal law.